Goddammit, today is International Blasphemy Day
and I am one pissed off atheist. I had some minor surgery to excise an infection from my back yesterday and it hurts like hell. It's also virtually impossible to reach to clean the bandages so this morning I was forced to become a contortionist. Hey, maybe I can make a new career out of this. Or I can just go home a bit early and snuggle up on the couch with a nice glass of wine to dull the pain while watching Lost or reading a book.
Hmm, that sounds like quite a good plan actually. Certainly better than insulting the mindless drones of the Lord.
If you're a religious person you can rejoice in my discomfort today and think your god has inflicted this upon me, if that makes you happy.